2003-03-18 - 7:16 p.m.
Do the Bomb!
Inspired by current affairs, I've put together this little number as a testament to my patriotism. The rhythm is dancy in a 60s-era way. Do the Bomb
There�s a dance sensation that�s sweeping the nation
It�s bigger than a weapon of mass destruction
It�s got the flag flyers revved up for war
They�re going to watch CNN like they�ve never watched before
Too bad that Arthur Kent dude left NBC news
I bet that hottie�s in Vancouver, nursing the blues
But down here in America we�ve got it going on
From Portland to Kennebunkport we�re doing the bomb!
Do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
Oh do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
Kapow! Boom! Scud, scud!
So what if you can�t dance cause you�re WASPY and old
Or that you haven�t shaken your hips since the War was Cold
Well that�s no excuse buddy, there�s so much fun to be had
Just rise from your settee and think of bombs over Baghdad!
Put your hands in the air like you�re saying a prayer
Now make yourself skinny like a starving Iraqi
And stretch your body long, you can do no wrong
Cuz� you�re an American and you�re doing the bomb!
Do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
Oh do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
Kapow! Boom! Scud, scud!
America is Number One well that is no lie
We owe it to ourselves to get cheap oil on the fly
That stupid goon Saddam, he just stands in our way
He doesn�t follow our orders so now there�s hell to pay
Soon we�re going to get him and his infidels too
So what if they�re all children slightly older than two?
While they die at the hospital we won�t know they�re gone
�Cuz we�ll all be so damned busy just doing the bomb!
Do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
Oh do the bomb baby, the bomb bomb baby
Kapow! Boom! Scud, scud!
Now Dub-ee-ya does the bomb, bomb
And Laura Bush does the bomb, bomb
Dick Cheney he does the bomb, bomb
And his bitchy wife Lynne does the bomb, bomb
Colin Powell he does the bomb � well sometimes
And Rummy loves the bomb, bomb
And Wolfowitz IS the bomb
Dick Armitage makes it with bombs, bombs
Peace Out!
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. � Lily Tomlin |
