2003-02-28 - 8:29 p.m.
What a Bike-Dependent Loner Can Do on Rainy Friday Nights
1. Clean.
2. Move the furniture around.
3. Dance about the house.
4. Make peanut noodles from a box, adding zucchini for kick.
5. Read Christmas cards sent by estranged relatives.
6. Laugh at the parts that say, "I'll call you soon." They never do, those estranged relatives.
7. Look at all the stuff at the other end of the room.
8. Pretend to be an "elusive genius" by sitting in a chair and thinking about writing.
9. Wear the hats never worn outside.
10. Wonder why Friday nights are always so lonely. And Saturday nights. And ...
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. � Lily Tomlin |
