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2003-03-14 - 1:41 a.m.

Who Is This Man?

Let's play a game. Can you guess who this man is? The answer appears at the top of the page, "Fun Birthday Questionaire" (see left column).

Here are your choices:

a. My dad

b. My brother Casey (killed by a moving train in 1981)

c. Jesus, clean-shaven

d. Rob Cunningham, founder of the Croligent software company of Lexington, KY

e. The devil, clean-shaven

f. Randy Rivers, son of comedienne Joan Rivers and heir to millions (and several pieces of his mother's nose, wrapped in plastic)

g. Mark Evans, former member of AC/DC

h. Ricardo Klima, world-famous Mexican-Czech canasta player

i. Polar Bear Stu

j. Reginald Dwight, otherwise known as Elton John

k. Curt St. Marks, prisoner #59235034 of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice

l. Roberto Clemente

m. Just Plain Old Hank.

n. Mr. Hankee

o. The archeopteryx, the world's first bird

p. Dweezil Kutcher, lost brother of movie star/formerly aspiring biochemical engineer (for real) Ashton Kutcher

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. � Lily Tomlin

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