Bundtmuncher: Someone who eats rounded cake.

Chemifabrica: A factory that produces artificial flavors.

Floober-dooster: A dustwand.

Mancompanion: Not a boyfriend, not a date. Something in between.

Denialist: Most Americans, particularly those who live in suburbs.

Garbitch: An angst-ridden, men old dump employee who has sold their soul to promote corporate trash management (yes, I have someone in mind).

Gluebags: An affectionate nickname that makes no sense but sure sounds funny, as in "Hey there, Gluebags."

Grosserie: Anything gross, such as tuna smoothies and the like.